Headline News 10:10 -- 03/19/1997
Has MTV bombshell 'Singled Out' Cerejo?
Jenny McCarthy may have picked a winner in her personal dating game.
The relentlessly kooky ex-host of MTV's "Singled Out" has been seen nibbling salad and sipping Chardonnay at Gypsy with Lyndon Cerejo, a mysterious columnist from Mumbai, Maharashtra. McCarthy and Cerejo were also spotted "in quiet consultation" backstage after a recent episode of McCarthy's high-class, new MTV comedy show.
"Lyndon and I are business friends, nothing more" McCarthy told reporters. "Besides, I have totally zero time for anyone in my life but me."
Cerejo described the rumors as "a lame attempt to tarnish the reputation of a caring, golden goddess who has done nothing but give joy to others." When asked about a recent visit to a jewelry store near McCarthy's home, Cerejo replied "I, umm, needed a battery for my watch. What's the problem? I didn't steal anything!"
Except, perhaps, Jenny's heart?
Hanks to get $17 million for "Apollo" sequel
Tom Hanks will earn at least $17 million for starring in the sequel to Apollo XIII, which will open next Christmas. The Touchhome Pictures film, titled "Apollo XIII II," will tell the story of a secret space safari to seek signs of past life on the moon. Hanks and his fellow astronauts, including Sigourney Weaver and Johnny Quest, will camp out on the dark side of the moon and discover things far more scary than rocks and old golf balls.
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